Dear Freshmen

Found this on facebook on the group : Rules for Freshmen. 

freshman ( P ) Pronunciation Key (frshmn)
n. A student in the first-year class of a high school, college, or university.
A beginner; a novice.

Dear Freshman,

1. Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade back in middle school.

2. Don't brag about the number of seniors you know. The more you brag, the more we can tell you're a freshman.

3. You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" or "frosh" - shut up, you sound like a queer. Only upperclassmen can call you a freshy.

4. Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.

5. Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with Bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

6. Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.

7. DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.

8. Stop thinking u are the shit cuz nobody even knows you

9. Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.

10. Don't brag about how smart you are and how half of your schedule is honors classes. Thats just more work u have to go home and do.

11. Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

12. don't tell your friends that you're busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.

13. You'll NEVER be as hot as the '09, '10 & '11 girls. So don't try.

14. To all freshman guys - you can't get with the class of '09, '10 & '11 girls.

15. Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.

16. Your name is "the class of '12." HAHAHAHAHA!!.. enough said.

17. Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we aren't anymore so shut the fuck up.

18. The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again. bitch. We will literally break your shit off.

19. To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying. have you even hit puberty yet?

20. stop acting ghetto we know your not, we're all done with shit that you say you have but have not, keep your mouth shut and be respectful and do not act like your from the hood then maybe you will not get beat the fuck down.

21. Don't be offended by this. You know you totally deserve it and you know you're gonna die in high school if you don't listen to this shit. we all went through it, you're not special.

22. Don't act like you've done more than you have. It's lame, and eventually we're gonna find out about it. and you're not considered cool just cause you drink.

23. Don't brag about getting "wasted". we know you had about 2/3s of a beer before vomiting and calling your parents to come pick you up.

24. Just because you smoked weed once, doesn't mean you're a stoner, nor does it make you "h-core"... and btw your also not cool because YOU PRETTY MUCH DONT GET HIGH THE FIRST TIME. so if you brag about that "one time you smoked weed," you are completely retarded because that ONE TIME didn't do shit for you. :-D

25. Don't say h-core. its lame beyond all reasonable comprehension.

26. stop boasting about getting a ride from an older guy, they probably just felt sorry for you.

27. You're not going to prom, so stop acting like some upperclassman is going to invite you.

30. To all freshman girls: don't post slutty pics of you online, the only people who are gonna look are pervy 40-yr-old men. and put on some clothes that actually fit you, don't steal your kid sisters t-shirts. You've got nothing to flaunt yet, cover it up.

31. To freshmen guys: you are in the lowest possible position on the social ladder. there is nothing you can do about it, so stop hitting on older girls, they are NOT interested. Consider yourself lucky if you get a freshmen girl.

32. It's not a big deal if you feel a girl up. We've all done it, even the chicks.

33. Please do not friend the upperclassmen that you saw once in the hallways at school. If they wanted to friend you, they would've already.

34. Don't wear tight clothes that are impossible to play sports in. You look retarded when you try to kick a soccerball in short-shorts. And don't have your thong hanging out; that style went out in '01, and you look like a child prostitute.

35. Walk the fuck faster, we no longer have 15 minutes between every class, people have plaves to go, people to meet, stop blockin the fucking hallway.

36. For those freshmen who play games in gym with upperclassmen: nobody cares that you got into the "safe zone" or got the flag or whatever. We all just wish it'd be over. Why are freshmen so hyper? i dont think i was that hyper as a freshman.

37. Overuse of swear words and cursing off at random people you don't know doesn't make you cool. Neither do low-cut shirts...

38. Don't give us upperclass dirty looks cause it'll be the look that you will last see on this earth.. (;

39. If you talk back to us, we will run you over with our automobiles. WE HAVE AUTOMOBILES, SUCK IT.

40. Ummm...don't call the fucking police just because you're pissed that you didn't get invited to an upperclassmen only party...its a really shitty thing to do and everyone will hate you even more.
Oh, and If you're going to try to have a 'freshman only' party, get real, the whole school will be there in 10 minutes.

41. PLEASE stop thinking that the more you compliment us the more we'll like you, its just the opposite, stop sucking up!!!

42. Under NO circumstances is it ok to take an upperclassman's seat at a lunch table. seats and tables were established in freshman year, so why dont you go and establish ur own tables!

43. Don't bother dressing up all nice for concerts
a- No one gives a shit how anyone looks at school concerts, you are neither cool or attractive, and
b- No one's looking at you in the first place.

44. Stop taking pictures of you and seven girl friends baking cookies and pretending to be drunk on a Friday night and putting it in an album called "Parties." Eight under developed freshman girls throwing flour at each other does not consitute a "party," let alone a good time at all whatsoever. Attend your first kegger and then come back to me and give me a definition for a party.

45. Don't brag about getting caught out or grounded for drinking/smoking. It doesn't make you look cool when you actually get caught doing it and no one cares about your problems. They probly just think it's funny that u were dumb enough to get caught.

46. Just because you lift weights doesn't mean you're "hard"

47. Don't ever remind the teacher that she forgot to assign homework, esp. when you're in classes with sophomores and juniors, it's stupid and you will get your ass kicked.

48. Don't ever, EVER, make fun of upperclassmen for taking classes like Geometry 1 or Physics 1, we will kill you slowly and painfully...

49. Suck-ups are even worse than people who try to stand up for themselves. Don't even try.

50. If you know that an upperclassman (or anyone for that matter) is skipping class and the teacher asks if anyone has seen them, the answer is not "I saw them earlier today". It is "I don't know". If we find out you're a snitch, you're on your own.

51. Don't dress in a T-shirt and shorts in the winter and claim "you don't get cold," or "you can take it like a man." If you were a "man" you would do something smart and wear a jacket unless its considered "cool" to walk around in a near fetal position in order to avoid getting frostbite.

52. DONT PRETEND YOU KNOW US.
seriously kids today smiling/talking to me? a) your a freshman and b) i have never spoken to/seen you before in my life so shut the fuck up.

53. Freshman must give up there seat on the bus 2 a seinor. We've spent 4 years standing on a bus. You stand up, ya lil fuckers.

54. DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, YOU LOOK LIKE LITTLE MISS CONCEIDED HERSELF!

55. If your a freshman on a sports team, you set up what needs to set up, and you get the water and give it to the older kids before you take any.

56. If you're a freshmen getting hazed or complaining about your normal freshmen duties on a sports team UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES are you to stand up for yourself in ANY way or the whole team will kick the shit out of you.