The Jonas Brothers

Yes, they are very attractive young men. Yes, they are talented. But I just don't understand their ridiculously strong appeal that has captured the hearts of pretty much all of my girl friends. 

I know I might get some crazy 12-year-0ld superfans give me a hard time about this article, but enough is enough. I need to put out my personal view on them.

First of all, the girls who are in love with them are generally about 8-17 years old. While baby-sitting some 11 year olds, I found out that they all knew every aspect of these guys' lives! I mean really, these guys are 15, 17 (idk about that one) and like 25. They probably aren't going to be as nice as the machine that created them wants you to think. 

I mean, other than him being hot, Joe Jonas, (the middle one in the pictures), just looks like a douche to me. I mean hes rich, famous, and has thousands of preteen girls throwing themselves at him. Do you really think he's a genuine, kind person just because in the annoyingly bright preteen magazines he gushes about true love and being nice? 

I do find them very attractive, but is it worth all the hype. I mean, girls are going CRAZY over them. It's kind of weird to think about the people behind them who are basically making 15-year-olds try to be sexy.