So anyways, here's my next post, a whole 10 minutes after I started this.
Last night (Well I guess 2 nights ago considering it's 1 in the morning), I definitely had my first experience with alcohol. Woah, I know I'm lame. But whatever. The Robinsons (of course thats not their real name) are loaded and their alchohol stash is pretty well stocked.
It was just my friend and I and we were bored so we decided to mine into this valuable resource. We sneak up from the basement and stealthily poured ourselves drinks.
Mistake #1- I pour about 2 tablespoons of hard rum in each of our glasses. Like idiots, we do a toast and try a sip of plain liquor. It was horrible.
Mistake #2- We mix the remaining rum with powerade. This does not taste good either. The powerade was not strong enough to overpower the vinegary taste of rum. We pour our drinks down the sink.
Mistake #3- Tried to drink cooking wine. Didn't realize it wasn't normal until after the first drink.
Mistake #4- We tried beer and seriously, it tasted like straight-ass piss.
We ended up drinking rum and coca-cola, taking our inspiration from the slutty performance of "Rum and Coca Cola" given by a bunch of slutty freshmen during 50's night.
And it wasn't bad at all. In fact we might be doing it again soon because I don't want to get totally messed up when I go to college and get gang banged at some frat because I can't hold my liquor.
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